The Unnatural Progression of Crowdfunded Token Sales

Given the abject stupidity perpetrated by Binance’s competitors in an attempt to “one-up” the de facto cryptocurrency exchange leader, I imagine it’s only a matter of time before Changpeng Zhao, or “CZ” as he likes to be called, decides to redefine the crowdfunded token sale space yet again. First, the ICO, then the IEO, so the only logical next step (at least in my mind) would be the “CZO.”

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ICO, STO, IEO, … CZO?

Somewhere that is definitely not in China, April 9, 2019  - Binance, one of the world’s largest and most notorious cryptocurrency exchanges, has announced the latest iteration of the crowdfunded cryptographic token sale, coined the “Changpeng Zhao Offering.”